7 Types Of People At ATM Stands

1:Peepers
These ones just can't stand without craning their neck to peep and look at what the person using the machine is doing. They will even come and stay beside you as if it is their card. Excuse me, back off!
I said back off!!
2:Clueless
Hey could you please step back if you don't know what you are doing? You always wonder if these ones have not been to the ATM stand before. It might be that they haven't but they prefer to stand there wasting people's time than asking questions.
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3:Unlucky Chaps
The ATM machine always swallows these ones card. They are always unlucky with coming to use the ATM. They are the ones that will see people not using the other machine but because they think they are special they will insert their card, and when the machine swallows it they stand there blinking and sweating.
Wakanda thing is this?
4:The Transporters 
Hello, please can i transfer to your account? Am just short of hundred naira/ My card is having problem. That is their most favourite line. All they do everyday is transfer funds up and down. Their ATM card or bank is always having issues. Not only Transfer, its Transport.
Move away from me!
5:Endgamers 
You never want to have these ones in front of you in the queue. Once they stand in front of that machine, they don't leave until they withdraw every single Kobo. The annoying part is when they have finished everything and they know it, they'll now smile and say sorry o.
If you tell me sorry again eh...
6:Glues
I know you don't want anyone to jump in front of you in the queue but can you at least move back a little and give me space? These ones don't want to take any chances. They stick too close to the person in front of them. You are in deep trouble especially if they have body odour.
Hmmmmm.
7:ATM miners
These are the annoying ones that have like 5 ATM cards. They collect all their friends cards and come to waste other people's time on the queue. You think they are done then you see them with another card.
I said that's enough!!!

So which one are you? Comment below.

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