10 Types of Nigerian Taxi Drivers You Have Come Across At Least Once In Your Lifetime

10 Types of Nigerian Taxi Drivers You Have Come Across At Least Once In Your Lifetime.

 Taxi drivers are people that we come across everyday. They are among the first people one meet when visiting a new place. Befriending them could be a smart thing to do. However, their are certain personality types one need to be aware of.

 1: Rickety ambassadors_ their car is always dirty, smelly and skeletal. It is always in bad shape. Don’t pray that you enter potholes else you’ll end up with body aches after riding in them.
2: Fuel scarcity_ these ones are always short of fuel. You all end up visiting almost all the petrol stations searching for cheaper fuel as they are always arguing with the petrol attendants on the price.
3: Storytellers_ these ones can talk. They make sure the passengers get to hear all their family history and troubles.
4: Father of all_ these ones are the over loaders. They claim to only want to help others and pack people in the boot. When it’s filled, they share the driver’s seat with another passenger. You all end up travelling like stocked fishes.
5: Engineers_ they are always having problem with their cars. It is either the battery is bad or the bonnet is not closing properly. The car always knocks down and they stop almost every time to check it.
6: Slowpokes_ these ones are way too cautious eh. They slow down about 20meters before they get close to any pothole. And this is even when they are driving slowly. They are the ones that make a trip of 30minutes 2hours.
7: Fast and clueless_ these are the ones that you can use to define trying to run faster than your shadow. They hate seeing any car in front of them and speed on making you hold your breath and seat throughout the journey.
8: Destroyers_ these are the ones that are always in one trouble or the other. They don’t travel for 30minutes without hitting or scratching somebody’s car or bike. They can make pity face and beg for Africa.
9: Dodgers_ these ones don’t come eye to eye with any law enforcement especially road safety, VIOs, and police officers. They also have sharp eyes. Once they see any officer they take the other road even if it is ten times further from where they are going.
10: Perfectos_ these are the ones that make you feel like you are in a car with James Bond driving. They dodge every pothole and drive smoothly at the same time while making you enjoy the radio.
So which one have you met? Are there others that are not listed here? Comment below and stay tuned to Beepap. Don’t forget to invite others.

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