10 Types Of Teachers/Lecturers In Class
1: SeriouSir
Don't try making any noise in these ones class else, they will mess you up. You never see them smile. They are always looking firm and serious. Even that little jokes that some teachers crack, these ones don't just do it. They can also send student's out. Any slight mistake and the next thing you hear is 'Leave my class!
We hear you sir!
2: Comedians
You can't attend these ones class without laughing. They are the complete opposite of the SeriouSir's. They teach for 5 minutes and crack jokes for 15 minutes.
I got you!!!
3: Listen Please
Listen please! Yes, that is their most favourite line to get the students attention. Unfortunately it doesn't work out for them most times. The student's just don't listen to these ones when they are in class. Their routine is to just come into class, talk to themselves while the students are busy making noise, and leave without making any impact. Let's just help them with our prayers. They need it.
We feel for you. Never give up..
4: SleeperSells
You know that word 'Winter is coming'? Well for these ones it's 'Sleeping is coming.' They are always boring. They don't spend 10 minutes in the lecture before you see students dozing off.
Are you with me?........Yes!!!
5: Favourites
These ones are loved by all. They come in class and break down everything they are teaching for students. Even courses you think can never get simple, do get simple when these ones handle it. Even the dumb and noisy students enjoy this class and actually pay attention. You wonder what magic they use.
Yo! Welcome.
6: Storytellers
These ones always deviate from what they are teaching each time they come to class. They start telling stories that are not in any way related to what they are teaching.
Can you go back to the topic?
7: Robotics
Come in, collect the marker or chalk, write the very long note on the board and when done, leaves. Yes, that is their everyday routine. You only here these ones voice when they ask 'can i clean this part?' or say 'Till next class.' when they are leaving. They don't even care if you understand the course or not.
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8: Dictators
These ones will never give you breathing space. They will come into class and the next thing is to start dictating everything in the textbook. The annoying thing is if you don't write in their class, they say you are disrespecting them and send you out.
Sir,can you at least give us 2minutes to rest?
9: Mixers
Sir, we know you are trying your best but can you explain what you are saying right now. How do they relate? That's what you keep thinking and asking yourself in these ones class. They are always mixing things up, stuttering and not making much sense. You just wonder how they got the job in the first place.
Can you just give us the material instead?
10: Readers
These ones don't add any spice or give life to what they are teaching. They just come and start reading everything in the textbook line by line. Their explanation is always wack. You always wonder how they do it to turn interesting topics and make them boring. You just get hungry and start chewing on your pen in these ones class.
Just hurry up let's get out of here!
Don't try making any noise in these ones class else, they will mess you up. You never see them smile. They are always looking firm and serious. Even that little jokes that some teachers crack, these ones don't just do it. They can also send student's out. Any slight mistake and the next thing you hear is 'Leave my class!
We hear you sir!2: Comedians
You can't attend these ones class without laughing. They are the complete opposite of the SeriouSir's. They teach for 5 minutes and crack jokes for 15 minutes.
I got you!!!3: Listen Please
Listen please! Yes, that is their most favourite line to get the students attention. Unfortunately it doesn't work out for them most times. The student's just don't listen to these ones when they are in class. Their routine is to just come into class, talk to themselves while the students are busy making noise, and leave without making any impact. Let's just help them with our prayers. They need it.
We feel for you. Never give up..4: SleeperSells
You know that word 'Winter is coming'? Well for these ones it's 'Sleeping is coming.' They are always boring. They don't spend 10 minutes in the lecture before you see students dozing off.
Are you with me?........Yes!!!5: Favourites
These ones are loved by all. They come in class and break down everything they are teaching for students. Even courses you think can never get simple, do get simple when these ones handle it. Even the dumb and noisy students enjoy this class and actually pay attention. You wonder what magic they use.
Yo! Welcome.6: Storytellers
These ones always deviate from what they are teaching each time they come to class. They start telling stories that are not in any way related to what they are teaching.
Can you go back to the topic?7: Robotics
Come in, collect the marker or chalk, write the very long note on the board and when done, leaves. Yes, that is their everyday routine. You only here these ones voice when they ask 'can i clean this part?' or say 'Till next class.' when they are leaving. They don't even care if you understand the course or not.
.................8: Dictators
These ones will never give you breathing space. They will come into class and the next thing is to start dictating everything in the textbook. The annoying thing is if you don't write in their class, they say you are disrespecting them and send you out.
Sir,can you at least give us 2minutes to rest?9: Mixers
Sir, we know you are trying your best but can you explain what you are saying right now. How do they relate? That's what you keep thinking and asking yourself in these ones class. They are always mixing things up, stuttering and not making much sense. You just wonder how they got the job in the first place.
Can you just give us the material instead?10: Readers
These ones don't add any spice or give life to what they are teaching. They just come and start reading everything in the textbook line by line. Their explanation is always wack. You always wonder how they do it to turn interesting topics and make them boring. You just get hungry and start chewing on your pen in these ones class.
Just hurry up let's get out of here!
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