10 Types of Students during E-test/exam in FutMinna.


So we got a tip that you cannot possibly attend FUTminna without experiencing what goes on at the convocation square during the Electronic-test/exam. We decided to make a thread on it. Check it out.
1: Shunters_ these ones just had to come first. They are the ones that give the security officers tough time. They can never go to the convocation square where everyone else is lining up. They will hang by the car park, trees, water tanks etc. and wait to sneak into line when others are matching towards the E-center. Lets just keep them in our prayers because it is hard for them to repent.
2: The beggars_ these are the ones that are always begging. Every day when they come they either beg to enter the convocation square in the first place, beg for seat, beg security officers after committing an offence etc. These ones sha must be in trouble one way or the other. 
3: Latecomers_ these ones never come early. You will always see them begging the security officials to let them into the convocation square every day.
4: Vigilers_ you will think these ones do vigil in the convocation square. They come like two hours before time and always sit in the first row.
5: The seat catchers/keepers_ you will like to have these ones as your friends. They are the ones that will use stones, papers, biros etc. to keep seats for their friends and they can argue for Africa. Touch one seat and they will argue with you and even tell you the history of the chair.
6: Noisemakers_ these ones always come in groups. They make sure they sit close to each other and make hell of noises. They are always arguing about one thing or the other.
7: Wakadubes_ these ones cannot stay in one place. They move from one end of the convocation square to another. They can also cause confusion when they leave their seat and someone sits on it. Hot argument ensues when they come back.
8: Knowers_ these ones know everyone. There is always someone they know in each row. They will spend the whole day going round to meet people. The only time you see them sit is when the coordinator of E-exam is coming.
9: Fashionistas_ you will think these ones are coming for a photoshoot or fashion parade instead of coming to write test/exam. They are the ones that make everybody turn to look each time they pass by.
10:Cramming warriors_these ones don't talk once they sit on that chair. All you see them do is looking round the square with their mouth whispering things as they cram. You will always see them with their small papers.
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