14 Types of Students in Test/Exams

No long story, let's just go check out those folks that make the examination or test hall what it is.

1: Crammers

Don’t even bother talking to these ones because they won’t answer you. All they want to do is enter that hall and pour down all the load they are holding on to in their brain. They are first class members of La-cram La-pour La- forget.

We hail you

2: Double agents

You will think these ones have not read anything. They will engage in different conversations on that day. Meanwhile they have read the previous night.

Don't worry, we are watching from the high places

3: Devil’s apparitions

We all know the ones that reveal their evil side on the D-day. They don’t read and they don’t want others to. They will disturb you and even snatch your book calling it play if you don’t answer them. I'll just smack the living f*** outta you.

Are you alright?

4: Zombies

You will never see these ones in class only on the day of test/exam. Most times they don’t even know the course they are coming to write test/exam on. They just come, enter the hall, come out and disappear again.

5: Chewers

The pen, biro or pencils of these ones are always in trouble. Once they enter the hall and see the question paper, the next thing is to start chewing. You wonder if the inspiration comes from the pen.

6: Coughers

These ones always cough or sneeze whenever they are in the hall. They can disturb others. Look, we know you are allergic to the question paper but we are trying to concentrate here.

Cough out Number One please.

7: Sweaters

If you like put ten air conditioners in the hall, these ones will still sweat. You will see them wiping off sweat and fanning themselves every time.

8. Giraffes

The list won’t be complete without these ones. You just can’t hide from them.  If you like, sit on your answer sheet they will still copy your work. They won’t ask you but they sha will copy your work whether you like it or not.

I see ya!

9: Spirituals

These ones will keep staring at the question paper till they hear 5minutes left. That is the moment they suddenly develop supernatural powers and start writing fast. What they have not been able to write for the past 1hour will suddenly start coming for just the 5minutes left.

Keep deceiving yoursef

10: Confusionists

They are the ones that are confused with everything. They are confused as to where to even sit when they come into the hall. The invigilators will tell them something they will do the opposite. When they finally sit they stare blankly at the paper and the next thing is to start biting their nails.

11: Serious snitches

I won't tell you anything and you do not have the right to ask someone else. These are the ones that don’t tell anybody anything and don’t want you to ask another person. They will even call the invigilator on you. They mostly claim to be the religious folks.

Just one question again? Haba na!

12: House of lots(Expo farmers)

These ones can never sit in the front row where they will be spotted easily. They are the ones that can even bring textbooks to copy without being caught. Let's just call them robbers. They rob the exam of course. 

How far have you gotten with it?

13: Fast and furious

These ones are always first to submit. They won’t spend more than thirty minutes in the hall. You wonder if they know what they are doing or not.

I said stop!!

14: Extra sheetas

Yes, we know backdoor snitches when we see them. You will think these ones are writing a novel. They can order for extra sheets even though the answer is not supposed to be more than a page. They are the ones that make you think twice about what you are writing.

So which one of them are you?